Michael Patrick King’s anti-Sex And The City premiered last night, and while it has potential, I was too mesmerized by Noah Mills (the often-shirtless douchebag boyfriend of the wise-cracking waitress) to notice much else. “What are those THINGS?” the rich girl asks at one point, referring to Noah’s obliques (or cum-gutters), to which the poor one replies, “I don’t know, but they make smart girls stupid.” EXACTLY. They were SPECTACULAR. Let’s hope he sticks around. (via SuperheroFan)