To help promote her upcoming EP Good Cry, Noah (sister of Miley) Cyrus is capitalizing on the album’s theme with her latest merch collaboration. To wit: She’s teamed up with Pizzaslime for a line of clothing and accessories that features hoodies that read “Sry I’m trash” and “Noah Cyrus sucks” – as well as a bottle of “Noah Tears,” priced at $12,000. According to the description, “This is approximately 12 tears made by Noah Cyrus as a result of sadness.”
Just don’t drink them!
“Human digestion of these tears is not suggested cause tears are generally pretty salty and that would just be super f—ing weird if you drank someone else’s tears,” it continues.
The limited merch line is available for another 24 hours. Grab your bottle of Noah tears here.