Yes, yes, I know he’s known for more than underwear ads. There’s also the Netflix superhits To All the Girls I’ve Loved Before and Sierra Burgess Is a Loser… but every time I blog about this kid all the commenters sniff “whooooooooooo?” So… yeah: Noah Centineo, underwear model. See photo below. Now do I have your attention?
At any rate, here he is exploring the bizarro world of ASMR videos – slurping oranges, chewing on his laptop, licking envelopes, and making little, tiny kissy sounds to the microphone – all the while telling his life story, sotto voiced.
Aaaaaand suddenly I understand the appeal of these videos. It’s like he’s whispering to you in bed so your weirdo roommate in the next room won’t know you have a boy over. It’s my 20s all over again! I could listen to this all day!