George Michael has been caught with his pants down again, this time in a wooded area in the cruisey gay section of London’s Hampstead Heath. The 43-year-old singer was discovered by a News of the World photographer (what was he doing there?) after GM and a pot-bellied 58-year-old unemployed van driver finished groping, kissing, and whatnot in the bushes. “Are you gay?” Michael sputtered to the newsman. “No? Then fuck off! This is my culture!” The van driver, Norman Kirtland, was more than happy to invite the newspaper into his home to tell the whole story.