That’s not a real dog!
Thats it. WOW London officially joins the anti-Spears brigade.
WOW London is not ashamed to admit to being a closet Britney fan. It was the pigtails in her first video that probably did it. And we know that shes done some weird things, perfected being trailer trash and made, shall we say, some rather questionable decisions in her private life.
WOW London was even prepared to overlook the suicide in the bath thing, which was totally irresponsible. At the end of the day, she makes catchy pop songs, and if she chooses to marry a guy who wears wife-beaters, its none of our business. It doesnt stop WOW London humming along to “Toxic.”
But, and its a huge but, she has gone down, nay plummeted, in WOW Londons estimation this week.
Crime No 1 a story ran a few days ago, revealing that she took her shoes off on a plane, and her feet were so smelly that other passengers complained. First of all, pop stars are not allowed to smell. Its just not right. Second, what kind of person gets on a long haul flight without showering first?! WOW London always thinks of fellow passengers welfare, and we expect Britney to do the same!
So, with her credibility dented, todays news story was just the final straw. The London Evening Standard is reporting that La Spears took her new dog (shudderingly named Bit-bit), to a posh restaurant. Thats crime number 2. DOGS DO NOT EAT IN RESTAURANTS, OK?! And then, she buys the dog a steak, cooked by one of Americas top chefs, for $180. ONE FREAKIN HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FREAKIN DOLLARS!!! I give you, crime number three, your honour, and WOW London runs a strict three and youre out policy, Mlud!
Dear American friends, dont get me wrong. WOW London, like all Brits, loves dogs. Even runty little ones like Bit-bit that, strictly speaking, shouldnt really qualify as proper dogs. And I have no problem with the idea of extravagance if you can afford it, I dont care if you spend a million bucks on a steak. But giving a gourmet cooked steak to a dog? Its just rude.
– Barry Shaverin