Macaulay Culkin, the little superstar who frequently found himself home alone with Michael Jackson at the ranch, gave testimony today in defense of allegations that the Gloved One had acted in any way inappropriately during sleepovers and other occasions. A report on The Smoking Gun describes the young actor’s appearance on the stand as spifffy: black suit, white shirt, no tie (in California, even a shirt is optional at formal events). No mention of the fact he seemed to be wearing more makeup than Jackson. Prosecutor Ronald Zonen, interested in Jackson’s alleged “pedophilic grooming process,” asked Culkin about the Rolex Jackson gave him on a trip to Bermuda. “I didn’t see it as crazy,” Culkin said. “I was not a person without means. It was not that awe inspiring.” (Continue)

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