Bless her heart, that brave little raver hot-glued an entire JoAnne Fabrics Stores-worth of dayglo pom-poms onto her shirt the night before the show just so she could look all fashion-y when she sat next to Anna. Of course, poor Carolina had an embolism when she looked out onto the audience and saw some jenky DIY clubkid in the first row. Carolina, of course, is famous for her elegantly restrained uptown chic. Her fashion is the antithesis of everything that Nicki stands for. Really, what in the HELL was she doing there? (via JustJared)

UPDATE: dlisted posted the following blind item, which says it all: “Which A+ fashion editor was overheard telling someone, ‘I have never seen someone try so hard for attention while looking so atrocious at the same time.’ She was referring to a solid B list singer who is striving really hard to become an A.”