Super-sexy Nick Jonas reads some of the thirstiest tweets he’s received – from someone who wants to tattoo his face on their butt cheeks (so they can sit on his face) to someone who just wants him to crush her body with his massive thighs. A few surprising revelations? That he absolutely would eat bacon off a fan’s body (if they showered beforehand) and that he’s definitely into a little choking foreplay. Alright Nick!

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