Until today, I had no idea “dirge pop” was a thing – but after listening to the mournful caterwauling here, well, there’s no other label. My GOD this is terrible. Just ear-bleedingly terrible. I always forget because he’s so damned cute that  Nick Jonas has no talent. And the girls singing along? Like reanimated corpses howling for brains. Really, I implore you to watch this. He startes off singing (?) the Jo-Bro hit “Love Bug,” and you need to make it through that before he starts in on “What Makes You Beautiful.” Oh, the humanity.