Word from the local Las Palmas Ave newsstand around the corner is that the Suri Cruise issue of Vanity Fair has been their best-selling magazine EVER. They’ve just shipped in reams of unsold copies from other states to feed the local demand. And the buyers of the mag? Scientologists, of course, of which the Hollywood area is plentiful, who apparently buy stacks at a time as soon as they arrive. It’s practically become their new religious text. For Unto us a Child is Born, Yes, Suri, She’s Our Baby!

– Steven Corfe