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You are here: Home / Misc / News Report Claims Psychiatric Hospitals Are Filling Up with Time Travelers Sent Back in Time to Kill Donald Trump

News Report Claims Psychiatric Hospitals Are Filling Up with Time Travelers Sent Back in Time to Kill Donald Trump

By James St. James on March 23, 2016 2:46 pm

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Hey, it could happen. A “news” report on DailyCaviar.com claims that psychiatric facilities across the United States are at breaking point after the number of people claiming to be sent from the future to stop Donald Trump has reached epidemic proportions.

New research has shown that every ten minutes someone claiming to the from the future sent back to save humanity is admitted to a hospital somewhere in the US.

“We’re struggling to cope to be honest. We’re constantly booking people in who’ve been arrested before telling police they are on a secret mission from the future, and have to save the world” said Dr. Simon Williams. “It used to be ‘I’m Napoleon’ – but not any more. To say you’ve been sent from the future to stop Donald Trump is a very unusual psychological delusion, especially to be suffered by so many people, with such a similar stated aim. They all say the same thing, they come from a future of riots, war, famine, the collapse of civilised society, and then being sent back to ‘make it all right’. I mean, it’s almost like they’re telling the truth and for some unknown reason the future is getting increasingly desperate to stop the rise of Donald Trump and the end of the world he will inevitably bring about.

#IWantToBelieve

Check out this amusing short story on Reddit about a future meeting of time travelers discussing the perils of killing Trump.

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