Happy Saturday! Here’s a video for you! In fact, here’s a NEW WEB SERIES for you… I spent all of this past January-April recapping RuPaul’s Drag Race, but this time around for a new series, #JohnPollySays, I’ll be serving up weekly silliness of all sorts. This week, since “Blurred Lines” (the Robin Thicke “hey hey hey” groove that’s been in your ear nonstop since May) has been #1 forever now, I’m gonna break down the “Top 5 Best Video Covers/Spoofs.” Expect puppies, Vanessa Huxtable, cheesy guys in their underwear, hot annoyed feminists, Miss Piggy, South American livestock, a Joanna Kerns flashback and ice cream. Watch above – and if you want to see all the full-on vids from my Top 5, they’re after the jump, below.

TOP 5 “BLURRED LINES” VIDEO COVERS/SPOOFS

5. The Cosby Show Version – by Garlic Jackson Comedy

I’m really into Sabrina LeBeauf’s boots.

4. Melinda Hughes’s “Lame Lines”

I’m getting an Adam Levine meets Reno 911 vibe from the main douchey guy. Which I don’t hate…

3. – TIE!!!!

“Blurred Wars” – Star Wars and “Blurred Lines” mashup

You had me at #nerfherder.

Sesame Street/Muppets version of “Blurred Lines”

“Moi” loves it.

2. “Furred Lines” Pet Parody from The Pet Collective

What? No kitty cat version? (“Purred Lines” anyone?)

1. “Blurring Pains” (the “Growing Pains/Blurred Lines” mashup) from The Hood Internet

Somewhere Kirk Cameron is blaming the gays for this…

AND OH, BUT… WAIT!!!

This popped up after we shot our video, but Jimmy Fallon & Robin & the Roots doing a really chamring “Blurred Lines” with kiddie instruments is just sweet icing on the cake of all of this. And now… we. are. done.

Thanks for playing folks!

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Mwaaaahhhh!