Who’d have expected that an oddball “women in prison” series on NetFlix would become the most gabbed about TV hit of the summer? (And it’s not even really on TV!) But Orange Is the New Black is just the tip of the mandarin slice when it comes to orange-hued drama taking over our culture right now. So I thought I’d screech and blab about it a little in this week’s installment of #JohnPollySays. Woo-hoo! Fruity!

Also up for discussion are topics such as Lindsay Lohan’s upcoming Oprah’s Next Chapter interview, European monarchs (Hup Holland!), gentlemen’s handbags, fruit beverages and (surprise!) the queens of RuPaul’s Drag Race. And while we’re talking things draggedy, I’m gonna make a case about how Drag Race and OITNB are actually the same series. Really!

WATCH.