Clap your hands if you believe in faeries! And if you believe in Lady Gaga’s new single “Applause”! But first, please watch a new episode of spastic, bombastic #JohnPollySays featuring me discussing everything from Zachary Quinto’s hirsute forehead to Lauren Bacall’s fancy footwork. And how has no one realized the obvious parallels between Gaga’s “Applause” and the 1970 Broadway musical of the same name? Along the way there’s dish on the drag queens appearing in Gaga’s new video, this week’s RuPaul and Gaga Twitter tango, the ladies of Girls, and Jinks Monsoon’s makeup regimen. And best of all, a reminder that Margo Channing was the fiercest icon of all time, no matter who’s playing her. Mwaaaaahhh!

(And, thanks to Mathu Andersen for my makeup for the ArtPop homage. #ImNotWorthy)