FINALLY! A soap the cleans, keeps vampires away, AND smells like a fine Italian restaurant! PoJo’s Pure Vermont Soaps, a small online shop that specializes in handmade soaps, has developed a special bar of soap made with real holy water and garlic oil.
“Garlic & Holy Water Vampire Repelling Soap contains the same luxurious honey and goat milk ingredients as the standard fragrances, but is specially formulated to repel even the most aggressive vampires,” the product description states. ” A potent blend of garlic oil and Holy Water allows you to simply wash away the danger of vampire attacks. This beautifully packaged soap makes a wonderful gift for those who wish to avoid falling victim to the undead, and comes with a 100% money-back guarantee”
From the FAQ section for the Garlic & Holy Water Vampire Repelling Soap:
Q: Is this a real product?
A: Yes, of course!
Q: Does it really prevent physical vampire attacks?
A: Nobody who has used this soap has ever been attacked by a vampire.
Q: Does this soap actually smell like garlic?
A: Yes, Garlic & Holy Water Vampire Repelling Soap contains garlic oil and no additional fragrances, so it does have a distinctive garlic odor.
I’m SOLD! A bar of Garlic & Holy Water Vampire Repelling Soap costs $10. Get yours here.
(There IS this disclaimer, though: “Guaranteed to prevent physical vampire attacks only. This product does not prevent or reduce the risk of spiritual or psychic attacks.” So….)
PS – They ALSO have a silver and holy water soap to repel werewolves “and many other shape-shifting entities.”
Like all PoJo’s Pure Vermont products, this luxurious soap also contains pure Vermont honey and creamy goat milk to keep your skin clean and healthy while thwarting the forces of evil!