Taylor Lautner and Patrick Schwarzenegger – let me repeat that: TAYLOR LAUTNER AND PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER!!!!! – played a game of touch football yesterday in Calabasas. TOUCH football. TOUCH foot BALL. Heh heh heh. Says Pacific Coast News: “The Twilight star and the son of action hero and former governor Arnold Schwarzenegger were seen laughing and joking together while working up a sweat running drills and scoring touchdowns.” Ah HA! Of course, they also felt compelled to tell us: “After the game, Taylor was spotted talking to a female friend as he cooled down drinking from a water bottle.” Because, you know, we need to be reminded that Taylor is straight. Anyway, this is just a fascinating development, isn’t it? Tay-Tay and Patrick. Besties. We’ll call them “TaP trick.” (Photos: Pacific Coast News)
