According to US Weekly, Scarlett Johansson has moved on from Ryan Reynolds, Sean Penn, and Kieran Culkin, and is currently banging Joseph Gordon-Levitt, making her officially the most hated woman EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. I mean, is there no God? Is there no justice? And, I swear by all that is holy, if she ditches him and moves onto Chord Overstreet, Rob Kardashian, or Steven R McQueen, I will tear her LIMB FROM BLOODY LIMB. Also off limits: Kit Harington, Elijah Wood and Wilfred, and Nick from The Secret Circle. Consider yourself warned, man-trap.
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