In what is probably the most EARTH-SHATTERING CELEBRITY NEWS OF MY LIFETIME, Page Six is reporting that international sex goddess Scarlett Johansson was spotted making out with white-bread pretty-boy Colin Jost at the Saturday Night Live season finale after-party. Like, IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. At the bar. On multiple occasions. And they “couldn’t keep their hands off each other.”

Via New York Magazine:

Johansson – who recently filed for divorce from husband Romain Dauriac – stopped by the SNL finale to reprise her Ivanka Trump impression, and Jost was clearly taken by the performance. “Scarlett and Colin were making out at the bar at the ‘SNL’ season finale party at 30 Rock … They would make out a bit, then go back to talking,” one observer described. “They were at the bar in front of everyone … they made out at least twice … Then they went back to talking and hanging with other people.”

Adds another onlooker: “Scarlett and Colin were flirting and canoodling in full view of everyone at the afterparty, including the ‘SNL’ cast and crew. They were laughing and seemed to really hit it off.”

No reaction yet from Leslie Jones.

Jost, you may recall, first hit the celebrity scene back in 2013 as a lowly SNL writer who had the good fortune of dating Rashida Jones. Which upped his Q factor enough to allow him a spot on the show. Methinks he knows exactly what he’s doing. Expect sitcom or movie roles to follow.

(Photo of Scarlett: Pacific Coast News)