Sheila Nevins, queen of all documentaries chez HBO, is routinely thanked numerous times at the Academy Awards. But yesterday her fame reached a new height as Barbara and Rosie – who seem to disagree about everything – both sang her praises fulsomely on The View. Sheila herself penned this haiku:

Too late to be”viewed.”

Feeling archival.

Thanks for noticing.

Admirable opponents Bawa and Rosie.

Lovely of them to at least agree on me.

Wow it rhymes.

– Fenton Bailey