• Enters the stage on a camel, singing “My Humps”
• Weaves Saint-Saens with the Pussycat Dolls’ “Don’t Cha”
• Earnestly sings a rock opera for podophiles (complete with endless foot montages)
• Dresses up a raw chicken with fake eyelashes and introduces her as Salmonelli (as in Liza’s less talented, less attractive sister)
Catch Varla Jean Merman at UltraSuede. I laughed, I cried, I got infected.
– Randy Barbato