It’s been eons since we’ve posted about notorious British attention shifter Lady Victoria Hervey. Welcome back to the WOW Report, my dear! Last night, the plucky socialite made her grand entrance at the Chopard Mystere party in Cannes wearing, well, you see what she’s wearing. A dazzling silver see-through dress and cream-colored panties. Um, what? CREAM-COLORED PANTIES? That doesn’t work. As Huff-Po points out: “We understand the problem plaguing this dress, i.e., the entire front is totally sheer. How does one navigate this delicate sartorial dilemma? Here are the options:
– DON’T WEAR THE DRESS.
– Wear the dress and go commando.
– Wear the dress with some cute bloomers or sequined boy shorts that are designed to show and that will look like a cute accessory. (What we would have advised.)”
I might have opted for silver panties, or at the very LEAST a nude thong. I feel like between Victoria here and Marc Jacobs at the Met, see-through dresses with glaringly inappropriate underwear is now a THING. God help us all.