With over 6 million views in just under a week, PSY’s video for “Gangnam Style” is THE BIGGEST THING EVER TO HIT THE K-POP MARKET, OMG. As Donald Trump says: “It’s YOOOOOGE.” Watch it and you’ll believe a fat, middle-aged man is the biggest pop star on the planet. He’s absolutely brilliant. From the song’s Youtube description: “The album’s weighty title song ‘Gangnam Style’ is composed solely by PSY himself from lyrics to choreography. The song is characterized by its strongly addictive beats and lyrics, and is thus certain to penetrate the foundations of modern philosophy.” Now, can a Korean reader explain to me why he’s screaming “Open Canister”?