From the top: The latest Logan Lerman/Orlando Bloom effort; the Doucheketeers from the ’90s version with Kiefer Sutherland, Charlie Sheen, and Chris O’Donnell; on second thought maybe Chris wasn’t so bad; the gorgeous 1973 Richard Lester version with Michael York and Raquel Welch; Lana Turner and Gene Kelly in the 1948 version; someone very dashing who I have spent an hour and a half trying to identify DEAR GOD DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO THIS MAN IS? PLEEEEEEASE! I WILL NOT SLEEP UNTIL I FIND OUT; and Douglas Fairbanks Sr as D’Artagnon in either the 1929 version or the 1921 version of The Man in the Iron Mask. (via Swoonworthy)