Want a larf? Pete Doherty is worried that he might be embarrassed by what his mum will reveal in the book she’s writing about him. He’s afraid she’ll bring up incidents like the time he put on his sister’s Brownie uniform when he was nine and his dad thought there might be something funny about him. “There might be one or two pictures,” he says. “I don’t know if it’s a tell-all book, but I am a little bit scared. Imagine your mum writing a book.” First of all, he’s just himself revealed the perfectly normal childhood cross-dressing moment, which appears to be the worst of his fears. And secondly, it would seem he might consider being just a little bit embarrassed by his ongoing public image with missed court dates, blood squirting, erratic behavior, and scary photos. Or not.