Ho hum, another fatuous Hollywood celebrity has begun tweeting about her every rich and delicious move. But yesterday she dropped a gooey bombshell, revealing her first name to the world, and ending 40 years of speculation. The disclosure was so shocking, the NY Times ran a whole story about it. Can you guess what it is?
Answer after the jump.

It’s Joy! Mrs JOY Butterworth! Which is lovely! Although, personally, I was hoping they would go with “Brenda.” Right? Brenda Butterworth?