The marriage of the tweely named society darlings Tinsley and Topper Mortimer is over. According to Page 6, Tinsley has moved on to a dashing German aristocrat named Casimir Wittgenstein-Sayn. Says an unnamed source: “Tinsley is over Topper and interested in becoming a real princess. Topper isn’t the catch she thought he was, and she makes more money than him these days.” I totally think this is a big mistake on her part. The only reason I ever paid attention to her in the first place was that her name was TINSLEY and she was married to a guy named TOPPER. Tinsley and Topper. Tinsley and Topper. Omg, that made me laugh every time. And she wants to give up that sort of brand recognition to become Princess Tinsley Wittgenstein-Sayn? I don’t think so. And anyway, Princess Grace she ain’t. Just sayn.