Tori Spelling was on the Today show yesterday promoting her yummy party-planning book CelebraTORI. Sarah Palin was also on – co-hosting. Sort of. Just as Tori was poised to share her amazing baked ham and brie en croute, Palin ambled in. I guess we’ll never know why Tori didn’t just grab that champagne bottle from the bucket on the left and whack her with it. While she was at it, she could have taken out Ann Curry too. A double mercy killing before breakfast – now that would have been something to celebraTORIbrate. Sigh. Get more Palin failing on Today here.