Hugh Hefner would love to have Britney Spears in his seminal girlie mag, Playboy. But it ain’t happened yet. For a minute or two there was a rumor that a Playboy shoot had in fact taken place and some of the black-and-white pix had surfaced on the Internet, in that way nudie pix of almost anyone will surface on the net. Turns out, according to the gossipists at NY Daily News, there are some shots but they’re not of the fleshy girl-woman. A non-Playboy, Long Island photographer used a Britney doppelganger. “I could provide Britney with my phone number if she wanted to do it,” he joked. Was he joking?
If you search Google for photos of Britney naked, and I’m not saying I did, you will be sadly disappointed. TheSpeciousReport.com reports a finding of such specious searches.
Based on analysis of 5,329,755 search engine results for “Britney Spears Nude”
Links with actual nude pictures of Britney Spears: 0.0%
Links with fake nude pictures of Britney Spears: 11.4%
Links with nothing even remotely related to Britney Spears: 52.6%
Based on a tracking survey of male internet users between ages 18 and 25
Likely to click any link that says “Britney Spears Nude”: 68.3%
Likely to be disappointed by link content: 93.6%
Likely to download any photos of Britney Spears: 32.9%
Likely to download any music of Britney Spears: 0.0001%
Likely to read all the way to the end of this article: 2.8%