Hail, hail, the gang’s all queer here queer together again. Tara Reid, Tara Reid, Sundance was all about Tara Reid, says Randy. Son of Rambo. Miss Navajo. The Hiroshima Maiden was everywhere too. The bar at the Yarrow. The L Word‘s Eileen Chaiken. Zoo. A movie about a woman whose vagina has Teeth. No swag for Randy and Fenton. Randy tells the sad story of WOW vying with The Apprentice for Ugg boots one year. Dreamgirls not nominated for an Oscar. Abigail Breslin and the whole Little Miss Sunshine thing. Gary Coleman. Gary Coleman? Paris Hilton Exposed. Isaiah Washington in rehab for homophobia. James explains why the Porny Monster party was at the Spotlight, for God’s sake. Posh and Becks coming to LA. Everyone in England now has the Posh bob (or “pob”), says Steven. Tragic Katie Holmes, poor sad thing spending $200,000 at Barneys and still not happy. Paris Hilton’s star hinges on her mishaps, like Tom Cruise’s hinges on his movies. Who will be the next Paris? What will she be? The Hills: James explains why it’s just so wrong. (Watch podcast here)