The Sun claims that double Golden Globe winner Helen Mirren’s announcement that “I’m still an Essex girl” stunned celebs at the ceremony. Must have been only the UK feed, because we’re not sure a US audience would know enough about Essex to be stunned. And does anyone remember her joking that you can tell when an Essex girl has an orgasm because she drops her fries? Neither do we. But she added that if she wins the Oscar for The Queen she’ll definitely lose her potatoes.