Since Michael Jackson abandoned it in the summer of 2005, his Neverland Ranch – house, amusement park, zoo – has been lying in sad disrepair. Jackson has no money and no intention of ever returning to the estate, so he figures he might as well sell it for $50 million. And it turns out he’s been negotiating with the Bravo network to put the house in the hands of the realtors on Million Dollar Listing, the successful World of Wonder reality show about to start on its second season. It was inevitable. All the biggest stars eventually turn to WOW for help. (Nat’l Enq)

“Michael needs cash – and fast,” a source told The ENQUIRER. “By making the show the exclusive agent for the Neverland sale, he can get some up-front money real quick. “The show will have exclusive access to Neverland and can do numerous segments about selling one of the most famous residences in the world. Michael is in a bad way. He is running out of funds and appears distraught. He showed up at a meeting last week with his pants inside out! He’s a mess.”