Miley Cyrus might have been chosen by her very own tween fans to receive the Worst Celebrity Influence award on the Just So You Know site, but she still has at least one loyal supporter – albeit a dangerously unbalanced one (maybe that’s the effect of Miley’s worst influence kicking in). A crazy 18-year-old became so unhinged when Miley closed her Twitter account that she’s threatened to kill, cook, and eat her own cat Fuzzy if the star doesn’t reopen the account by November 16. The nameless girl writes (in part) on her webpage:
“I do not consider myself a cruel person and I do love my cat. Fuzzy will receive quick and swift death and I’ll try to minimize his suffering. As a disclaimer I must say that most recipes require to behead or suffocate the cat and then rapidly pluck and dress it. Unfortunately I have no experience with that so I really hope I won’t hurt Fuzzy too much… but I’m sure eventually everything will be okay! As soon as the meal is prepared and eaten, I will update the Pictures section with photos of the resulting meal, as well as some notes and impressions from someone who had his first cat-based meal in life.”
Zack Taylor spoke to the girl and, yes, she’s insane.