So last night, Once Upon a Time introduced, then promptly killed, Peter (of Peter and the Wolf fame). Just as they had done to the equally handsome Sheriff caracter (played by Jamie Dornan). Now, of course, there’s no shortage of hot guys in this world in which to cast in fairy tale roles, BUT WHY, I ask? WHY? Why keep killing your hot cast members? Why keep introducing potential breakout stars and then NOT LET THEM BREAK OUT? What if Happy Days had killed Fonzie in the first season? What if Buffy had killed Spike? I get that it’s COOL now to be one of those edgy shows like The Vampire Diaries and Game of Thrones where ANYONE CAN DIE, but here’s an idea: Why not kill old people or ugly people? Kill Rumplestilskin, for God’s sakes, he’s SO HARD TO LOOK AT. I’m gay, see. And gay men watch to see eye candy. It’s not quite THAT simplistic. But it really is. Don’t kill your eye candy and you’ll double your demographic. You ALMOST lost me after killing the sheriff. I’ve included a picture of a girl gnawing on Jamie Dornan’s ass. THAT’S what you got rid of. You don’t think you would have gotten MILLIONS more viewers had you exploited THAT? Getting rid of someone that hot that early in the show’s run was one of the most foolish moves I’ve ever seen. Don’t keep making that mistake over and over. STOP KILLING HUNKS.
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