THE WORLD’S BIGGEST SUPERSTAR Zayn Malik and his GF Gigi Hadid aka THE HOTTEST SUPERMODEL IN THE WORLD recently did a romantic photoshoot for Vogue magazine. The verrrrry attractive pair were decked out in pricey duds from Victoria Beckham, Prada, Céline, Calvin Klein, and Dolce & Gabbana and swanned about exotic locales for photographer Mario Testino. It’s all too, too glamorous, of course. Except the ever-snarky Twitterati have been having a field day, turning the (admittedly rather banal) pics into Macy’s doorbuster ads and JC Penney catalogue photos. HA! (via PAPER)