This is Colin Egglesfield. Until last night, he was most famous for being Erica Kane’s unabortion on All My Children. Now, of course, he’s one of the studs of Melrose Place. Except he’s not that studly at all. Check out this picture from last week’s Daytime Emmy Awards. Why, he’s positively girly! That’s a helluva lot of foundation for a dude. I’m just saying. His face is at least five shades whiter than his chest. What is that, “Lightest Ivory”? Except on him it looks “Fishbelly Grey.” And you can totally see that line of demarcation half-way down his neck. Then there is the matter of that pink lipstick… And the Fabulash mascara… Don’t get me wrong, I love a guy in makeup. I’ve been known to wear a little myself. But you gotta OWN it, dude. In Colin’s case, he just looks NOT-QUITE-READY for prime time. Let’s hope he quickly learns from this mistake and butches it up for future outings. (Pic via Socialite Life)
