It’s a shame poor little Gael Garcia Bernal gets lumped in with Adrien Brody and André 3000 in that horrible, horrible Gillette Fusion ProGlide Styler commercial. He’s actually quite dreamy and it’s not his fault that Adrien is such a chode that you just want to punch that smirk off his face every time the camera cuts to him. And, my GOD, André just seems SO FULL OF HIMSELF, doesn’t he? YUCK. “Masters of style” MY GRANNY’S BUTTHOLE! Every time I see this commercial I say a little prayer thanking God I was born a homosexual and will never feel the need to “swagger” like that. And I can’t help but think that THIS is EXACTLY the reason why Adrien Brody’s career took a nosedive after he won the Oscar: Because he’s a giant douchenozzle and NO ONE can stand being around that smug Guy Fawkes-mask FACE of his.
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