Last night on David Letterman, sudden boy-of-the-moment Mario Vazquez showed up to read the Top Ten list. The topic was why he quit American Idol so abruptly. Here’s what he said:
No. 10: Well, for starters, I was really, really drunk.
No. 9: I’ve got my eye on the ultimate prize: ‘Belgium Idol.’
No. 8: Yeah, my career’s over, but I just saved a bundle on my car insurance.
No. 7: After seeing Michael Jackson, maybe I don’t want to be a pop star.
No. 6: Ryan Seacrest is all hands.
No. 5: I started liking when Ryan Seacrest was all hands.
No. 4: Screw it — I’m quitting this, too.
And then he walked off. Get it?