Global recession not hitting Mariah Carey and hubby Nick Cannon apparently.
After probably growing tired of diamond-encrusting their unicorns, and drinking wine of gold from Jesus’ own personal cellar, these two have gone out to find the most expensive f*cking thing they can possibly buy… A nice new home.
A source close to the pair reportedly said… wait for it… seriously this an epic comment… “They like the home because there’s so little that needs doing to it”.
How ripped would you feel if you moved in and the driveway needed resealing!
In unrelated news, man gives $125 million dollars to buy an entire hospital for children and women… What a dick.