We just realized we haven’t had a thing on the WOW Report about Madonna today. What must you think of us? And she’s mounting that monstrous spectacle again tonight and tomorrow at the Forum. And some people we know are spending upwards of $350 to see it a second time. But the picketers outside the venue ask you nicely and brightly (in blinding yellow) to “enjoy the concert,” but to buy Madge’s tour merch online and not inside the Forum. The reason? According to the flyer they run up to your car to hand you, “the Forum’s management has locked out and fired its union stagehands, janitors, and building engineers, many of whom have worked at the Forum for decades.” Most of the money from merch, food, and beverage sales, the disgruntled former employees say, goes to the Forum owners. Of course, despite the fact that there were enough picketers to get the word out to nearly everyone, it was our observation that, once inside the place, oblivious fans – all of them – rushed immediately to buy T-shirts, programs, popcorn, hotdogs, and beer. And continued to fill up on carbs, candy, and alcohol throughout the show.