Finally it can be told: The love story of the ages. Forget Romeo & Juliet, Tristan & Isolde, Heidi & Spenser. This is the story of how Duaveed Hakhainhaguadole met and married the love of his life Clara, who happens to be a sex store mannequin. But hey, love is love, and if you’re lucky enough to find someone in this crazy dog-eat-dog world, hold onto them with both hands and never let go, right? Get out your hankies and prepare to weep openly.