A Florida man yesterday sexually assaulted a pair of “large stuffed animal toys” inside a retail store, according to police who arrested the man on a charge of criminal mischief.
Cody Christopher Meader, 20, entered a Target around 2 PM yesterday and approached a display of merchandise featuring characters from the Disney’s Frozen.
Meader picked out a “large Olaf stuffed animal” and placed it on the floor and began to “dry hump” it
Meader returned the soiled toy to the display and entered the toy department, where he
“selected a large unicorn stuffed animal and began to ‘dry hump’ this item.”
Meader, who lives in St. Petersburg, was then detained while still inside the store. After being read his rights, Meader reportedly
The items were “removed from the store floor” and destroyed.
Meader’s father told police that
“def has a history of this type of behavior.”
Charming. But court records show no prior criminal charges against Meader.
Meader was booked into the county jail on the misdemeanor count and released from custody after posting $150 bond.
There’s a “Frozen” joke in there somewhere…
(via Smoking Gun)