There was a bloody confrontation at supermodel Miranda Kerr‘s Malibu mansion this morning, when an intruder scaled the and was confronted by a security guard. The intruder STABBED THE GUARD IN THE EYE, which makes me scream just to type the words. The guard responded by shooting the intruder multiple times (once IN THE HEAD). Both the intruder and the security guard were airlifted to the hospital (in what I assume was the tensest helicopter ride EVER). Both are expected to survive.
Miranda was not home at the time. Thankfully. (via TMZ; photo: Pacific Coast News)