At $350-plus per, Fenton’s two tickets to opening night of Madonna’s 21-city “Confessions” tour will nevertheless probably go toward paying for only one of her backup dancers’ hotel rooms. The NY Daily News reports today that The Artist Occasionally Known as Esther and her stagemates and crew and nannies will be traveling first-class all around the world. Entire floors will be taken at the swankest hotels, thank you, every last dancer and musician will be costumed in an array of various McCartney and Gaultier ensembles, oxygen will be inhaled and applied to the face, cases of Kabbalah water will be consumed, free tickets will be lavished on the likes of rabbis, Kabbalahites, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Lindsay Lohan. But since all tickets for the UK leg of the tour sold out in 10 minutes, and ticket-sales sites are crashing due to the demand, Madge can expect to at least match her take from last year’s “Re-Invention” tour: $125 million.