Or, The Minge and the Binge. Madonna and Guy Ritchie spent two hours chatting – and drinking – with Prince Harry at the Mahiki club in London. With topics ranging from African orphans to exercising and personal injuries, Britain’s heir to the throne was at times reduced to tears. Although the prince, who had been on a 12-hour drinking binge, didn’t appear drunk from the rounds of $200 champagne cocktails, Madonna had to be carried out by Guy.

At one stage her head was rolled back, eyes closed and her hair draped over her face. Ever the gentleman, Guy certainly clutched her tightly to make sure she didn’t take a tumble as they emerged from the club in the early hours. (Source)