The satirical religious site, bettybowers.com, makes a pretty convincing argument that the POTUS is a gay. If using the word “fabulous” to describe everything from the nation to Ted Kennedy to the military to the Philadelphia Boys Choir to the new 45-cent stamp is a gauge, then George W. Bush is a certified friend of Dorothy. Shocking. Or fabulous?

January 2004. Mr. Bush wandered over during Mr. [Scot] Reid’s [senior strategist to Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin] chat with the Prime Minister. Mr. Reid introduced himself and shook hands with Mr. Bush.

The President chuckled. “Well, you got a pretty face,” he told the surprised Mr. Reid. He wasn’t done. “You got a pretty face,” he said again. “You’re a good-looking guy. Better looking than my Scott anyway.”

— President Bush in a coquettish bout of eye-batting homosexual diplomatic flirting January 16, 2004 The Globe and Mail