Macaulay Culkin, who played the body-dismembering murderer Michael Alig in the romantic comedy Party Monster, will be one of the first “victims” to take the witness stand for the defense this week in the Michael Jackson trial. His appearance in the hot box will follow testimony from Brett Barnes and Wade Robson, who also deny vehemently that they were molested or groomed for molestation by the Gloved One when they spent time as kids at the Neverland ranch. Who can play Mac in the E! re-enactments? We’re thinking Robson probably needs the work and will audition for the Wade Robson part himself. (MSNBC)