It’s the final, hallelujah!!!
Katie bad-tan Price had to be sent out of the house for a medical check because one of her leaky tits was playing up. Zelda said she shouldn’t come back and Michelle & Calum thought she didn’t deserve to be in the final because she wasn’t there from the beginning.
The final five had a final drink, toasting each other and talking about their time in the house to a soundtrack of emotive music. Zelda spoke about herself. Of course.
Of all the drama, my favorite thing about this series has been Katie P being chums with cheeky chappy Keith. Unpredictably sweet.
Time came to see who won and in fifth place is…oh my….Michelle Visage. Really didn’t expect her to be fifth. She went in as a favorite but it’s likely her alliance with Zelda lost her favour with a lot of people.
She was interviewed by the glorious Emma Willis wearing a leopard print shift, giving us full on drag queen. She referred to The Vacuum as Lord Voldemort, defended her relationship with Zelda as a clash of left and right and said they’d formed a true friendship.
Fourth, Keith Chegwin. Really hope he gets some work out of this. Nice bloke.
Third to leave was Calum Best (pretty bloke but didn’t contribute anything) leaving the two Katie’s to fight it out for the win.
The winner, I’m happy to say is Katie Price leaving Hopkins second. I’d like to think it was her saying “you boring old slag, fuck off” to Zelda that won it. I’ll be rolling my eyes next week when I see Price selling her personal life to supermarket mags but for now, let’s wallow in the fact she beat Zelda. Nice won over nasty.
It’s been a strange old month on #VisageWatch, I can have my sanity back. Thank you for all your messages saying you’ve enjoyed my ramblings. Catch me on Facebook, Twitter or I’ll see you again when I host the official British screening of season seven of RuPaul’s Drag Race.