After last night’s ding dong, the show started with Michelle in the diary room (sporting a lovely star jumper) giving a reasoned summary on Ken’s vulgar behaviour.

In a Fairytale task, Ken & Michelle had to guess which celebrity matched the tabloid facts like “Caught bonking a married man in a field” (Zelda) and “Had three hair transplants” (Calum). Perez killed the mood by wiggling his self righteous finger at Zelda about her shagging activities and then cried when everyone told him to shut up. Without a computer to hide behind, it’s interesting to see what a transparent whiny spoilt brat he is.

For wining the task, house-mates were treated to cocktails which resulted in a conga. Ooh I do love a conga.
The Perez Show returned (sucking all the energy, screeching in the middle of the room) so Michelle retreated to the bedroom saying “not even my children do that”.  Quite.

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More tomorrow my loves
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