Patronising TV man Eamonn Holmes entered the house to host a CBB news debate. There was a lot of predictable nonsense about people game playing etc ad nauseum. The Vacuum said he’d seen Zelda bitching about Michelle and Eamonn asked if Michelle still trusted her . Visage said yes. Oh.
Ballroom dancer James Jordan who was a pointless precocious pillock on a previous series of CBB (who called himself “the Brad Pitt of ballroom”. No babes) called The Vacuum a “vile human being” which predictably started a row.
Zelda was typical Zelda. There’s not much more to say about the insecure witch. Katie bad-tan Price was questioned about talking about her sex life and said “it’s all in my books anyway” and told Zelda to “shut the fuck up you boring old slag” when she started her predictable witchy ways. BOOM!!!
I’m glad it’s over tomorrow, my blood pressure can return to normal. In previous series, the arguments have been a sideshow to watching vaguely famous people do silly tasks but endless screeching became the main event.
Of the finalists, cheeky chappy Keith is the nicest, Michelle wants to win the most, Calum prettiest, Katie P most improved but I fear Zelda will take the crown.
Prove me wrong GB. Prove me wrong.