Once The Vacuum was released from his observation bedsit, he got his big shit stirring stick out and told Nadia what some of the house-mates were saying behind her back. More booze was supplied to the house and the fur began to fly.
Michelle had a touch of watery eye at the thought of making it to the final and being up against The Vacuum.
Nadia rowed with Calum and Kavana then called Zelda out for being two faced. Zelda’s limp response was “left wing”.
Kavana did a campyloo impression of The Vacuum.
The Vacuum chased Zelda around the house and they argued like four year olds fighting over a biscuit, neither with a witty enough come back.
Keith and Katie bad-tan Price didn’t know where to put themselves to avoid the rows. Love the idea of those two being chums.
Tonight, the sister show Big Brother’s Bit on the Side had an audience full of British queens. Some represented impeccably but many were so desperate for their two seconds on TV they screeched like banshees. Decorum please ladies.